February 2012
Miss Piggy On Beauty
iamabutchsolo:
lizziegoneastray:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Perfect quote is perfect.
buttduchess:
I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to California in 1849
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January 2012
Grounded.
December 2011
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“Lack of motivation” is a generally misunderstood symptom of depression. It does...”
– Maud, There’s Good News and Bad News. And Fat News. (Shakesville)
(via thatneedstogo) Wow. This hits way too close to home.
(via ethiopienne, kiriamaya)
My life while in grad school: trying my hardest everyday to just do the simplest things, but folks think I’m lazy… :(
(via noirmuse)
Me as I...
friend: so who are you going to kiss at midnight on new years? ;)
me: my laptop
cantlovedie:
I feel like I should say hello, but then I’ll get all awkward and stuff, so yeah…
What's it like to be you?
What’s it like to be beautiful? What’s it like to be hugged and kissed by the person you wanted it from? What’s it like to be the girl every guy wants? Can you let me know? I’ll be standing in the corner, being the average girl, with no extraordinary talents. I’ll be hugged by these guys and called cute, then they’ll talk about that other girl. What’s it...
Watchtomahok:
chers-vie-rire:
infinit0:
abby-issocoolike:
So, I try to sleep and I found this. Now I’m laughing hysterically in bed and trying not to wake the whole house up.
Three words
Little. Ugly. Grandparents.
this is sooo embarrassing! i’m from germany, too…but my english is (HOPEFULLY) way better! hahaha ! don’t think wrong of us - not everybody’s like him!
i think the fact...
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
ticket holder at the movie theatre: enjoy your movie
me: thanks you too
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I need to stop doing this.
I need to stop comparing myself to you, you’re my friend. You’re beautiful and guys just seem to love you but you have a boyfriend. Of course the guy I want to even be interested in me would be more interested inyou and you’re gonna relish in it.It hurts so much, to think that I can’t get that person, meanwhile, you bat your eyes and have ten guys at your side basically...
